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(920): View more from Wisconsin

the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...

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(901): View more from Tennessee

why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?

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(734): View more from Michigan

SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!

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(314): View more from Missouri

handjob tips. give me some.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.

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(443): View more from Maryland

do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?

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(408): View more from California

Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today

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(907): View more from Alaska

She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.

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