If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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