he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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