absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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