can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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