my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
When did angry sex become our thing?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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