Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The air was thick with penises
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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