He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We need to get me chipped asap
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