I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
this is an emotional support booty call
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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