Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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