Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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