My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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