why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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