You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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