Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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