Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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