literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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