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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university

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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg

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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth

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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one

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Goddamn tequila

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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'

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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.

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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?

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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.

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i think ive been high everyday since ive met you

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