Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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