Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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