that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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