Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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