he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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