i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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