My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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