I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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