The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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