i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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