Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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