glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
This toilet bowl is my home.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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