yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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