Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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