Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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