He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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