All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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