You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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