Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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