the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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