I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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