Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The air was thick with penises
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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