You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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