So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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