I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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