based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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