But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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