Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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