yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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