Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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