The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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