is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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