u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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