They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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