Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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