He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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