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I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
3pm strippers are depressing
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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