She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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